SnakeNbake
Cuz that's how I roll!
Hi Sunny! I live just outside of Lethbridge so about 2.5 hours from you. I will indeed be at the show. I'm hoping to get my beardie a wife there. :grin01:
Okay you guys, quit alluding to Dean putting a snake in the oven and not telling the whole story! Details man, details! Perhaps Dean and I should trade usernames.
Nanci, you actually read my stories? I thought everyone tuned me out after my first week here. I always have stories of animals trying to attack me. I'm almost positive it's because I'm at least eight shades of super awesome and they are jealous of me. See that picture of Sir Killsalot? I had to ditch the camera and use the lid of the container as a shield because he kept striking at me. He's just jealous of how awesome I am. Eventually he'll accept it and stop wishing he was a venemous snake with the ability spit his poison at me. One of my friends told me that she thinks it won't be long until he's flicking his poo at me like a monkey. I wish she hadn't said that in front of him because I'm fairly certain he wouldn't have thought of doing that for at least another month. Now I'll have to watch his face to make sure he's not straining to drop a brown clown big enough to inflict both a stain and a welt in the middle of my forehead.
I was also recently attacked by a very sweet gecko. The chick at the pet store told me they're 'really nice animals and don't bite unless they are hungry or scared." She is a filthy liar! The second I put my hand in the tank, that little beast bit me, and not just once. I did the Kramer jump back and liar lady sweetly said; "Oh gosh, he has never done that before. He must need some crickets." I told her to forget the crickets and get him an exorcist. The worst part is that I got bit and then proceeded to BUY a freakin gecko. Seriously, who does that? Sometimes even I'm amazed at my own level of stupidity.
So I get my new Leopard gecko home and get him all set up in his new tank. Over the next few days he appears to do nothing more than sleep and I post in Joejr's thread, saying I don't see what's so great about geckos. Sure enough, that night he is out and about his tank and I get my face close to the glass and ask him if he does any tricks or anything worth keeping him around for. He ignores me so I tell him I should've bought his devil posessed friend instead because at least that dude was interesting. Lo and behold he turns quickly and jumps at me, hitting his nose on the glass. He then goes on to literally maim his crickets as if to send me a very clear message that he is not going to tolerate my crap. Respeck. He also poops on the roof of the lovely hidey house I made for him. He's a keeper for sure.
Sure some might say animals can sense evil and that's why they all hate me but I still choose to believe they are just jealous of my super awesomeness.
Okay you guys, quit alluding to Dean putting a snake in the oven and not telling the whole story! Details man, details! Perhaps Dean and I should trade usernames.
Nanci, you actually read my stories? I thought everyone tuned me out after my first week here. I always have stories of animals trying to attack me. I'm almost positive it's because I'm at least eight shades of super awesome and they are jealous of me. See that picture of Sir Killsalot? I had to ditch the camera and use the lid of the container as a shield because he kept striking at me. He's just jealous of how awesome I am. Eventually he'll accept it and stop wishing he was a venemous snake with the ability spit his poison at me. One of my friends told me that she thinks it won't be long until he's flicking his poo at me like a monkey. I wish she hadn't said that in front of him because I'm fairly certain he wouldn't have thought of doing that for at least another month. Now I'll have to watch his face to make sure he's not straining to drop a brown clown big enough to inflict both a stain and a welt in the middle of my forehead.
I was also recently attacked by a very sweet gecko. The chick at the pet store told me they're 'really nice animals and don't bite unless they are hungry or scared." She is a filthy liar! The second I put my hand in the tank, that little beast bit me, and not just once. I did the Kramer jump back and liar lady sweetly said; "Oh gosh, he has never done that before. He must need some crickets." I told her to forget the crickets and get him an exorcist. The worst part is that I got bit and then proceeded to BUY a freakin gecko. Seriously, who does that? Sometimes even I'm amazed at my own level of stupidity.
So I get my new Leopard gecko home and get him all set up in his new tank. Over the next few days he appears to do nothing more than sleep and I post in Joejr's thread, saying I don't see what's so great about geckos. Sure enough, that night he is out and about his tank and I get my face close to the glass and ask him if he does any tricks or anything worth keeping him around for. He ignores me so I tell him I should've bought his devil posessed friend instead because at least that dude was interesting. Lo and behold he turns quickly and jumps at me, hitting his nose on the glass. He then goes on to literally maim his crickets as if to send me a very clear message that he is not going to tolerate my crap. Respeck. He also poops on the roof of the lovely hidey house I made for him. He's a keeper for sure.
Sure some might say animals can sense evil and that's why they all hate me but I still choose to believe they are just jealous of my super awesomeness.
