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Joke thread.
- Thread starter Nitelion94
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Sarah1228
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Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night.. whether you're here or not."
:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night.. whether you're here or not."
:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
gelshark
 
A man and a woman and their son were sitting at the dinner table eating supper when the son turns to his father and asks, "Dad, do caterpillars taste good?"
The father frowns at his son as says, "Son, haven't we told you not to talk about those types of things at the dinner table?"
The son hangs his head and looks sad and is about to continue eating his dinner when his mother asks, "Why would you even ask that?"
The son replies, "On that last piece of lettuce that dad ate there was a caterpillar on it."
The father frowns at his son as says, "Son, haven't we told you not to talk about those types of things at the dinner table?"
The son hangs his head and looks sad and is about to continue eating his dinner when his mother asks, "Why would you even ask that?"
The son replies, "On that last piece of lettuce that dad ate there was a caterpillar on it."
Nitelion94
I am The Nitelion
Nice gelshark nice