snakemom1961
Spring is here!
Flagg said:
Healthy Snake = Priceless
(sorry couldn't resist)
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Mean Adult Corn
- Thread starter SnakeNbake
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Healthy Snake = Priceless
(sorry couldn't resist)
SunnyDelight
Newbie
i have never laughed so hard in my life!!! congrats! you are a brave brave soul. it's funny cause i've only ever been bitten by hatchlings and you can't even feel that. my best friend owns an anery with a psychotic feeding response (meening that's the only time she will bite, is if she misses the mouse) but she finally got bit yesterday and called me at work she was so excited. now she says she's gotten over that last lingering fear that i think all snake owners have until they are bitten. guess it's just my turn to be tagged by an adult. can i borrow sir killsalot?
SnakeNbake
Cuz that's how I roll!
snakemom1961 said:
HAHAHAHAHA! Beautiful!
:roflmao:
DogStar5988
Up all night
So hows the "Dark Lord" doing? Filled his death quota?
SnakeNbake
Cuz that's how I roll!
Sir Killsalot would roll his eyes at being offered a part in Snakes On A Plane. He said those snakes were wusses and deserved to be tossed from that plane and that he would've killed everyone on his own without the need for a stunt snake. He's become such a snob since he started taking roids and lifting weights.
I want to take some pics of him but I'm unsure how safely a camera can go through a snake's system. Perhaps I should cover it in vaseline first so when he attacks me and eats the camera it'll pass through him quicker than the pinky mice he eats like popcorn while watching movies. Actually, if I set the camera to video mode, I could get some sweet footage of it going through him and then later he and I can sit together and watch our first home video. I can already see the conversation we'd have while watching it...
*Cue dream sequence music*
Me: "Oh Sir Killsalot, you have such lovely guts."
Sir: "I do don't I? I'm in awe of my own magnificence."
Me: "As you should be. Hey is that a bus full of school children in your stomach?"
Sir: "They had it coming."
Me: "I believe you. So do you want to watch Snakes on a Plane?"
Sir: "Are you trying to make me angry? Those snakes were all wusses and deserved to be thrown off that plane!"
See? I told you he'd say that.
I want to take some pics of him but I'm unsure how safely a camera can go through a snake's system. Perhaps I should cover it in vaseline first so when he attacks me and eats the camera it'll pass through him quicker than the pinky mice he eats like popcorn while watching movies. Actually, if I set the camera to video mode, I could get some sweet footage of it going through him and then later he and I can sit together and watch our first home video. I can already see the conversation we'd have while watching it...
*Cue dream sequence music*
Me: "Oh Sir Killsalot, you have such lovely guts."
Sir: "I do don't I? I'm in awe of my own magnificence."
Me: "As you should be. Hey is that a bus full of school children in your stomach?"
Sir: "They had it coming."
Me: "I believe you. So do you want to watch Snakes on a Plane?"
Sir: "Are you trying to make me angry? Those snakes were all wusses and deserved to be thrown off that plane!"
See? I told you he'd say that.
PnyKlr
World's Tallest Midget
Darn you all for this hilarious thread! Do you know how hard it is not to laugh too loud while my kids are busy working? I'm nearly coughing my drink up onto the keyboard so that they'll keep working.
This has been very entertaining...I even let my co-teacher read it (and she hates my snakes!).
This has been very entertaining...I even let my co-teacher read it (and she hates my snakes!).
Weebonilass
New member
SunnyDelight said:
LOL Sunny, you have me in shame... I have to admit that my little hellfire still scares me
And I'm sorry when she sunk those tiny fangs into my knuckle... twice, it did hurt.... a little I prefer not falling down on roller skates. I prefer not to be bucked on my gelding and I really prefer not to be tagged by my little helllcat
Rorryy
Anela la la la
I LOVE IT! SnakeNbake! Too bad Sir Killsalott cannot meet Oscar Macklotts in holy matrimony or unholy union(We could have a KILLER ceremony). That riggity rocks that he will "sniff" your hand now. Oscar is green, grouchy and will eat anything including hands, bellies, air, water dropletts, the bridge of your nose and the tender spott on the back of your arm as you retreat in fear. I too have seen the glowing dull blue eyes that haunt me while I sleep. :sidestep:
Tula_Montage
It's Jager time!
How the heck did I miss this thread!
"Thread of the year (so far) award goes to Sir killsalot"
Seriously that boy has issues, In a great way. Whats life with a puppy dawg snake huh Great job with everything you have done for him - I'm sure he doesn't appreciate it but you gotta try
He should meet one of my psychos - Sir Gnarly Shagalot. *WARNING* What you are about to see may make you die with fright - The sheer horror of what happened next will NEVER be shown on CS.
This is what happens when your manly other half makes comments like "Ain't you a purdy boy" :grin01:
"Thread of the year (so far) award goes to Sir killsalot"
Seriously that boy has issues, In a great way. Whats life with a puppy dawg snake huh
Great job with everything you have done for him - I'm sure he doesn't appreciate it but you gotta try He should meet one of my psychos - Sir Gnarly Shagalot. *WARNING* What you are about to see may make you die with fright - The sheer horror of what happened next will NEVER be shown on CS.
This is what happens when your manly other half makes comments like "Ain't you a purdy boy" :grin01:
Phoenix17
New member
I am new to this site, and this is definitely the funniest thread I have read on here, or anywhere else in a long time. Cheers to your comedy Miss SnakeNbake, and it seems your charm and stalking skills are winning your boy over. There still might be hope for unicorn laidened dreams of riding off into the sunset with him, or enjoying some champagne in front of a roaring fire, while you feed him mice on a stick. Don't give up, don't ever give up................
PS Maybe a little Sir Mix-A-Lot in his room would help things.
" I like big Mice and I can not lie, those other snakes can't deny..........." :crazy02:
PS Maybe a little Sir Mix-A-Lot in his room would help things.
" I like big Mice and I can not lie, those other snakes can't deny..........." :crazy02:
Drucifer
The wonders of animation.
You sir, are a true animal lover.SnakeNbake said:Hi everyone, I'm new here and hope someone can offer some advice
An acquaintance of mine owned a beautiful charcoal corn snake for a long time but he wanted nothing to do with it. Apparently it was a gift. He never cleaned its tank or handled it at all. When it came time to feed it, he literally just opened the lid and threw in a dead mouse. When I found this out I got angry because that's abuse in my book. I badgered him until he finally gave in and just dropped the whole tank onto my doorstep and walked away.
So now I have this snake and I want to clean out his tank and give him a nice place to live (heating, water, clean shavings, cave, etc) but the second I open the lid, he tries to attack me. I understand why he's doing it but it really is scary to see a snake that big lunging at me the way he does. I don't even have to reach in...he'll come right on out to get me. It would be comical if he wasn't so big.
Handling him is my last concern. I just really need to clean his tank. There's actual mold and feces all over and he has no water. I can't believe he has lived this long in those conditions. It's heartbreaking to see.
Is my only option to let him bite me?
I take my hat off to you.
SnakeNbake
Cuz that's how I roll!
The only thing standing between me and my dream of being the greatest drag queen ever is my lack of a penis. Jazz can I have yours since you don't seem to be using it?
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SnakeNbake
Cuz that's how I roll!
Susan said:
Muhahahaha! I know, I can barely wait either. I'm skeered! *hold me*
DogStar5988
Up all night
LOL, your a brave soul SnakeNbake, unfortunatly if Sir Killsalot doesn't get you....Dale will... it was nice knowing you
it was nice knowing you