Need help on understanding the signature slang..

[CALIVIK]

OK I see 1.0 corn, .01 wife, 2.0 kids, 1.5 cat....ok what does that mean?? I want to get my signature goin'. HELP!! :eek1:

Thanks,

Vikki

 

[diamondlil]

male.female.unknown! As in 5.6 corns = 5 males.6 females

 

[Plissken]

That means you have:

One male cornsnake
One female wife (it would be 0.1 though)
2 male children
1 male cat and 5 female cats

:crazy02:

 

[Susan]

And 0.0.1 Neighbor means you're not sure what you have living next door, but you keep your doors locked...just in case.

 

[CALIVIK]

LMAO you guys are grt. this is fun language...lol

Ok lets see if I can do this

1.0 husband
1.2 kids
1.0 Akita
0.1 Akita
0.1 potbellied pig
2.0 dutch bunnies
1.0 candycane corn

How did I do??? that was FUN! at 3:30am here I need to get my 0.1 @ss to bed..lol

 

[Susan]

Since you have 2 Akitas, it should be written...1.1 Akita (you have a male and a female).

 

[CALIVIK]

LOL Susan that was grt!!


Oh cool ok got it, thanks...still lmao on the neighbor comment...ugh that could go for some of my family members back home...lol

 

[CALIVIK]

OK here's my signature....did I do it right? I'm thinkin' I did..

My Signature

 

[CALIVIK]

OK here it is again!

I goofed...this was harded than I thought! lol

 

[Fizzlefry22]

0.2 'DD's'? Ummm... hrm. Nevermind. Not gonna go there. :grin01: :sidestep:

 

[Ssthisto]

I goofed...this was harded than I thought! lol

I'd personally combine the DD and DS into one 1.2 Children.

They're the same species, after all

 

[tyflier]

OK...what the heck are "DH, DD, DS"? You got me confuzzled on that one...The only thing I can think of is not an appropriate way to think of a husband, daughter, or son...

And yea...0.2 DD's...I probably shouldn't go there either...

 

[Fizzlefry22]

OK...what the heck are "DH, DD, DS"? You got me confuzzled on that one...The only thing I can think of is not an appropriate way to think of a husband, daughter, or son...

And yea...0.2 DD's...I probably shouldn't go there either...

I had wondered what "DH, DD and DS" had meant too. My first thought I think was the same as yours. Then 'Darling' came to mind... :shrugs:

 

[CALIVIK]

Ok why don't you all come out & say it 'I SUCK!!" All together now 'Vikki SUCKS!!' lol

Ok I have only been on one board before & it was a parenting board. We used D for Dear. Darling is cute btw.

Anyway, I changed it up. I like the idea of combining the kids since they are the same species.

So now tell me if I f~up again. BE HONEST! no holding back!! (Fizzlefry22 JON & tyflier!!) I can handle it...Promise! lol

 

[Fizzlefry22]

Ok why don't you all come out & say it 'I SUCK!!" All together now 'Vikki SUCKS!!'

Hey... 'I SUCK!!' ... 'Vikki SUCKS!!' .. :grin01:

Your 'sig' looks just peachy! :crazy02:

 

[Susan]

Your sig is fine, but be careful with the language. This is a family forum.

 

[Roy Munson]

While we're discussing sig slang, allow me to remind everyone of the signature-size rule. I don't mean to get all up in anyone's grill, yo-- just giving you the 411.

From: User Guide and Tips...

1) SIGNATURE AREAS – PLEASE limit signature areas to no more than 4 lines total. BLANK lines embedded in your signature DO count as a line! Please no graphics or animations in signature areas. Graphics are allowed in avatars, but please no animations (i.e. .GIF).

 

[CALIVIK]

Your sig is fine, but be careful with the language. This is a family forum.

Oooops your absolutely right, would not use that language around my own family & should not use it here...just tryin' to be 'COOL'

BTW Your homepage is beautiful!!

 

[texastailfeathers]

just tryin' to be 'COOL'

Oh, don't bother...nobody is cool around here. :grin01:

 

[CALIVIK]

Thanks Jennifer!! I married me a Ft. Worth Boy!! Just gotta get him to warm up to our litte dani! He's not a snake fan....not yet anyway! lol I caught him last night watchin' the Discovery Channel about rattle snakes. hehe
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OK I'm done! stick a fork in me....here is the finally & last signature for those who are bored like me....