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newbie here getting a tyrannosaurus rex

CARTOON_HEAD said:
haha what is this about about:rofl:
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mostly just letting off a little steam, being a little silly, and having a good laugh. I belive that it was inspired by a rather mean/rude person who joined the forum, informed us of his intentions to get a green anaconda, and then started to be quite offensive when many people disagreed with how to care for them, temperament, and such and such. There are many points of view on that one, but this thread was born, and is quite hilarious. :rofl:
 
RosieReal said:
mostly just letting off a little steam, being a little silly, and having a good laugh. I belive that it was inspired by a rather mean/rude person who joined the forum, informed us of his intentions to get a green anaconda, and then started to be quite offensive when many people disagreed with how to care for them, temperament, and such and such. There are many points of view on that one, but this thread was born, and is quite hilarious. :rofl:
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I'm so tired of being flamed by members of this forum! I'm very serious about getting a whole herd of juvenile T-rex's. My grandpa, who is 101 and thinks I'm a goat and my friend Zeek and I, are more than qualified to keep and raise them. I have read so many comic books and bathroom wall writing to know what I'm getting into!

So wy dont u leeve me a lone, stop pikin on me or i'll throw a tantrum~!

Wayne ;)
 
just read through that thread and was told hes also from portsmouth. so i understand where the attitude comes from lol that being said i couldn't help but notice the sarcastic comments he recieved when he mentioned that males get 10 and don't need a soaking area. Now having a soaking spot actually puts them at risk from deadly infections and also water blisters, reason being is that anacondas tend to urinate and poo in there soaking spots and still soak and drink from that spot. Keeping a soaking spot for a younger anaconda is not much of an issue for youngens if cleaned daily but for adults it can be a real problem due to the sheer weight of the snake it becomes too much of a feat. Males greens actually attain the size of a female bci 8-11ft most will top at 9-10ft. Also keeping a green anaconda at 80% humidity is just silly it can cause scale rot,blisters and all sorts of nasties. Humidity in the wild is much different to humidity in a wooden viv. drink
 
Well, this is a joke thread, so you probably need to reignite the original discussion in a new thread to avoid.... THE PANDAS!!!!!

Hopefully davidseddie will be back shortly if he feels the need to continue the debate - believe he only had a 3-day ban.

Hark! Can I hear the pad of approaching black & white paws, above the noise of my T-Rex in its hamster wheel......?
 
my T-Rex in its hamster wheel......?
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...and b4 ne1 starts givin me a hard time, it's a converted waterwheel attached to the side of my house OK? T-Rexs dont fit in a ordinary hamster wheel. Unless you get 1 of the bonsai ones.
 
bitsy said:
...and b4 ne1 starts givin me a hard time, it's a converted waterwheel attached to the side of my house OK? T-Rexs dont fit in a ordinary hamster wheel. Unless you get 1 of the bonsai ones.
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My wife is going to have to break out the "paint" software, I mean camera, because that would just look awesome!! :roflmao:

Wayne
 
I dunno about you guys, but I just went ahead and spent the 489 billion dollars to have this custom beauty built. Fido, that's my T-Rex, just loves his habi-trail and I even went ahead and got an extra exercise wheel, 'cause he likes to keep in shape for the ladies.

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jlindp said:
I dunno about you guys, but I just went ahead and spent the 489 billion dollars to have this custom beauty built. Fido, that's my T-Rex, just loves his habi-trail and I even went ahead and got an extra exercise wheel, 'cause he likes to keep in shape for the ladies.

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Nice setup!

Out of curiosity, do T-rex's tails' grow back like sagebrush lizards? I sure hope so, cause big boy seems to be missing part of his...:roflmao:
 
tyflier said:
Nice setup!

Out of curiosity, do T-rex's tails' grow back like sagebrush lizards? I sure hope so, cause big boy seems to be missing part of his...:roflmao:
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I believe the T-rex tail will grow back, and the shed piece will grow into a completely new T-rex.

Wayne
 
I don't know about you guys, but I found mine quite trainable... He loves to play fetch...
 

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Yeah, T-Rex's are super helpful, too. I mean, look! Here's mine helping out with the groceries. Oh yeah, he's also my only means of transportation, now. Go ECO!

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jlindp said:
Yeah, T-Rex's are super helpful, too. I mean, look! Here's mine helping out with the groceries. Oh yeah, he's also my only means of transportation, now. Go ECO!

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One thing that really scares me about T-rexs', is their gas! I have read that a portion of the "global warming" is caused by the methane contained in the flatulence of cows. Now, I don't know if that is true or not, but what if it is?

It would mean that if we all went out and purchased T-rexs', as a form of eco vehicle, and they developed flatulence, and that flatulence contained methane, that we would actually be doing more damage to the "O-Zone", then if went out and purchased gas guzzling Chevy's.

I don't know about that? :shrugs: The thought is scary!

Wayne
 
That is a scary thought! I wonder if someone will produce the same type of methane collection device that cows wear, only for our bipedal friends. Though, since my T-Rex thrives on a diet of giggles and rainbows, hopefully this won't be a problem. :uhoh:
 
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