Obama seems to be going about this all wrong. He's not giving us anything else to focus on while pushes through his own agendas. My children's cousin has some advice for him.
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My Advice To Obama: Knock Up Your Wife.
So I just came up with what can only be described as a brilliant political move for President Obama that would help him win back the favor of the country and aid him in getting more of his initiatives passed.
Here’s all he needs to do:
Get Michelle Pregnant.
Rather than running from this 24 hour news cycle that is picking apart everything that he does as they present tabloid news-like stories to the slack-jawed-yokel-reality-TV-hungry-moron-public every day at the expense of his work, he should embrace it. Use it to his advantage.
If Obama impregnates his wife, the focus instantly shifts from the day to day reality of his positions to this seemingly exciting and charming side story. 80 percent of all coverage of his administration would focus on the pregnancy because that’s what idiotic Americans would demand, and the media would, as is their custom, accommodate them.
Women would flock back to his defense in droves. And he would find a new appreciative audience in dumb women who, until now, have never paid attention to politics, instead devoting the majority of their time to baby and bride shows on The Oxygen Network.
If anything about the pregnancy is attacked by the right, they will be portrayed as cold and heartless, after all, everyone loves a baby!
Meanwhile, while the country is blissfully distracted with their exciting new reality show, Obama can discreetly go about his actual work of running and improving the country, without every one of his moves being over-analyzed and over-compromised to the point of insignificance. The media will be too busy appeasing the masses with more up to the minute White House baby news.
Here are just a few of the thousands of pointless “news” stories that the media would present to the public while far more important things were being accomplished:
-Who are the former White House Babies!?
-Will it be a boy or a girl? And how will that effect our relationship with China?
-Does the Obama pregnancy show weakness to Al Qaeda? A Fox News exclusive.
-Psychics go on the Today Show to prognosticate the gender of the child.
-Michelle Obama’s pregnancy workout tips!
-Conspiracy theorists citing ancient quatrains, proving that the child will be the antichrist. A Fox News exclusive!
-Good will visits and gifts from other world leaders. What presents did they bring? What does it say about their diplomatic relationship with the U.S.?
-The maternity fashion choices of Michelle Obama! Where did she get that dress!!??
-Has anyone considered Sasha and Malia’s feelings?
-Should U.S. taxpayers be on the hook to pay for the health care of a family member that did not exist when Obama was elected? A Fox News exclusive!
-Baby Names! Celebrities such as Anne Heche and Shakira offer their suggestions.
-Should America be allowed to name the Obama baby?
-Tea party leaders insist that the child will not be a legitimate U.S. citizen, since Obama is a Muslim from Kenya. A Fox News exclusive!
-Barack’s late night ice cream run. “I just had to have some Moose Tracks!” Michelle says.
And while all of these pointless stories are dominating the airwaves, Obama will be free to do all of the things that he wants to do but can’t, because he lacks the cajones, the political capital, and the public favor to push through his agenda.
We can curse the fact that this is what our media has become until we are hoarse, or we can embrace it and manipulate it to our advantage. So my advice to Barack is to get into that Lincoln Bedroom and start giving Michelle the ol’ Executive Privilege. It will make his next 3 to 7 years that much more effective.