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Why do my boobs smell Ivory!

Bwaaahaaahaa! This thread really cracked me up! Poor Rorry, she's probably living with the BTK killer's brother. Sheesh!


P.S. Hi Rorry! I see you or your bf are still online! :wavey:
 
Since when was it common place and acceptable to keep our spouses on a leash?? Talk about immature. I'm sorry Rorryy, I hope things work out for you.
 
WOW that was a funny little tantrum. Sniff some coffee grounds to help get the scent out of your nose, do not know if it will work on the boobs though, guess we will never know :crazy02: .
 
AAAAH.........Man!
I missed the chance to smell some cleavage. Dogone it.

Well if you are going to start a post with,

WHY MY BOOBS SMELL LIKE IVORY , your going to get some "comments"
That way you start posts like that. To get you to read it (at least) and maybe respond to it.
If my wife said that I would have a few friends joke on it too.
I'm not going to lock her in the house and "limit time on internet".

Life to short to sweat the small sh*t.
 
Roy Munson said:
"It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again!"
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Oh yeah that's the quote! My version was from Cartman on South Park. :grin01:
 
Another True Story

A few years back, I was looking for a mate for a female Cal King. I went to this great shop, which no longer exists, and they had some "het albino" banded cal's. The gal that worked the reptile dept. was your sterotypical biker type chick. A little chunky with a large......er.....top half and she always wore low cut tank tops(don't know why I ever shopped there).I told her I neede a male and she grabbed the first snake and probed it. As she was pulling the probe out, he decided to let go of a huge amunt of musk. Guess where it landed? :grin01: She says, "I suppose you don't want this one". I say, "are you kidding me, I'll take it" :grin01: I bring the snake home and tell my wife(at the time) the story, for some reason she did'nt see the humor of it all :shrugs:
 
mrweaw said:
Since when was it common place and acceptable to keep our spouses on a leash?? Talk about immature. I'm sorry Rorryy, I hope things work out for you.
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Maybe the snake was left in the cleavage on purpose, in hopes it would doo (pun intended) just what it did. Maybe this was the only way for Rorryy to get some space from her significant (term used loosely) other. :shrugs:
 
Its amazing how many views a post with the word "boobs" in it can accumulate in such a short period of time.

<----guilty
 
Wow. He password protected the PC? That is really, really wrong. My man would have a hell of a time picking all the peices of his PC out of the street under my car tire if he tried that. Probably trying to dodge my car too.
 
DdotSpot said:
Its amazing how many views a post with the word "boobs" in it can accumulate in such a short period of time.

<----guilty
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Is it like this...
 

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Wait~
Something just occured to me.

HOW OLD is Rorryy??

The title of the post was in poor taste~ and I only opened it because it had enough responses to make me curious. I thought Marks response was hilarious, and the post by whomever locked Rorryys PC to be outragous~

UNLESS~ Rorryy is a minor and that was posted by a parent or gaurdian. In which cas that parent or gaurdian is completely correct~ if Rorryy IS a minor then she did cross a line she should not have crossed.

If thats your Boyfriend or Husband that did that to an adult though~ clean the toilet with his toothbrush.
 
30?
Nevermind then. Put Kitty Krunchies from the cat box in his dinner tonight~ you should remember to be sick tonight and skip dinner.
 
Nope~ the trick is to NOT tell him you did it. Week or months later you can mention it~ casually~ in passing at divorce court
 
JM :o) said:
Wow. He password protected the PC? That is really, really wrong. My man would have a hell of a time picking all the peices of his PC out of the street under my car tire if he tried that. Probably trying to dodge my car too.
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I agree totally! Good thing my hubby hardly ever gets on the computer...I don't have a thing to worry about! :D
 
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