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newbie here getting a tyrannosaurus rex

jlindp said:
That is a scary thought! I wonder if someone will produce the same type of methane collection device that cows wear, only for our bipedal friends. Though, since my T-Rex thrives on a diet of giggles and rainbows, hopefully this won't be a problem. :uhoh:
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I don't know if giggles and rainbows are on the approved food list, for a trex.

Here, let me show you and excerpt from the scientifically accepted "care sheet";

medusacoils said:
T-Rex Care Sheet

Feeding

Not always a necessity, but if you must, a well balanced diet of Vodka, RedBull, Grass, Tab Orange Soda, Beans, Burritos (all kinds), Forum Trolls and the occasional Roy Munson will suffice.
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Don't make me call PETA on ya!

Wayne
 
Oh noez, not PETA!

Well, luckily I have plenty of burritos and grass. How hard it is to switch from a diet of rainbows and giggles to burritos? Will I have to scent the burritos for the first few times?
 
I would bet that since they can eat 'forum trolls' they should also be able to eat leprechaun's and they already smell like rainbows.
 
jlindp said:
Oh noez, not PETA!

Well, luckily I have plenty of burritos and grass. How hard it is to switch from a diet of rainbows and giggles to burritos? Will I have to scent the burritos for the first few times?
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Sounds like my college dorm room...
 
tyflier, OMG I'm so offended. I'm a college dorm, and we don't all smell like burritos and grass!!11!!

I'm putting you on my ignore list.
 
v_various said:
tyflier, OMG I'm so offended. I'm a college dorm, and we don't all smell like burritos and grass!!11!!

I'm putting you on my ignore list.
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Don't worry, it could be worse. You could not be in a dorm, still live at home, and still have a room that stinks of spicy food and grass! I'm still a student though, so that's my excuse.
 
nono, I live in a basment suite with 5 snakes. I actually *am* a dorm room. A highly offended-at-tyflier dorm room that lives in a basement with 5 snakes, and totally doesn't smell like burritos.

Don't....don't think about it too much. It's okay to write me off as a weirdo if you want.
 
Tula_Montage said:
Don't worry, it could be worse. You could not be in a dorm, still live at home, and still have a room that stinks of spicy food and grass! I'm still a student though, so that's my excuse.
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Elle, I told you not to visit my house when I wasn't home...
 
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