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Things To Never Do (Involving Snakes)!!

Nanci

Nanci

Alien Lover
I would have gotten a picture if I could have stopped retching long enough...

Never, ever, ever pick up a poo burrito shed and SHAKE IT to free it from some vines. Ever!!! Especially if it's been sitting in there a couple days, waiting for the big cleaning on feeding day!! Liquefying. Fermenting.
 
Eeeeeeeeeuw!!

Take care of that looming PTPD (Post-Traumatic Poop Disorder).
 
That made Big Jake's usual poop-filled water bowl seem like nothing! (I have learned that if a big snake poops in a water bowl, never, ever try to make it go down the sink. You'll have to use chopsticks to stab the poo to make it go down. This will make you gag. It's better to just throw it out the back door!!!)
 
bitsy said:
Eeeeeeeeeuw!!

Take care of that looming PTPD (Post-Traumatic Poop Disorder).
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Wait! Bitsy, are you saying the treatment for PTPD is similar to the treatment for a bite? I'll have to wait a few hours- I hope I don't get any worse!!
 
(I have learned that if a big snake poops in a water bowl, never, ever try to make it go down the sink. You'll have to use chopsticks to stab the poo to make it go down. This will make you gag. It's better to just throw it out the back door!!!)
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In this household, those suckers go straight down the toilet followed by a heavyweight flush!
 
I'm Glad I Just Finished Lunch...

But I'm still LMAO at the pure disgust of it all...oh yeah, and the 'chopsticks'!
 
:roflmao: "Poo burrito"! Love it! But just wait until Big Jake leaves you a poo burrito in the water dish that you don't catch for a couple of days. WARNING! Do NOT try to pick up the burrito in hopes of being able to dump it and then clean the water. It will be very weak from soaking and will break quite easily, usually when it is over something you wanted to keep nice and clean (and heaven forbid you even bring it within 3 feet to your drink or snack).
 
Nanci said:
That made Big Jake's usual poop-filled water bowl seem like nothing! (I have learned that if a big snake poops in a water bowl, never, ever try to make it go down the sink. You'll have to use chopsticks to stab the poo to make it go down. This will make you gag. It's better to just throw it out the back door!!!)
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We flush ours. I figure at this point we don't own any snakes whose poo is bigger than our own, so the toilet can handle it.
 
:awcrap:mmmmmmmm:awcrap::puke01:sounds fun(sarcasm)My 4 month old just pooed on the carpet and now it seems like eating lobster (I'm new and queasy)
 
Not NEARLY as gross and hilarious as your story, but I'll add that you should never pick up an Indigo snake's hide by grabbing the opening. He'll see your fingertips instantly and eat them before you can blink.
 
ill add: you should never let your snake be around other animals if the other animals are very scared of everything that moves because as the animal gets scared the snake will poop on the carpet from seeing the other animal jump. ( as my cat olive is a runt she is a bit on the slower side she is afraid of everything that moves. well her and my snake johnny kind of have a bond shall i say, he wraps around her and lays his head on her head and she carries on with her day. they dont hurt each other or anything they acctually like to lay together. well johnny was relaxing on olives head and she got scared and jumped well johnny holding on for dear life let a big one slip right out and onto the carpet) lol
 
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