Just today at the local reptile shop in the city I live in..
Me: Do you have any more of the motley butters?
Owner: Sure, there's about 20 of them in there. *Lifts off reptile carpet*
Me: *Seeing one butter and one motley butter among a million other fresh babies.* Can I hold the motley?
Owner: *hands me motley*
Me: Is it a boy or a girl?
Owner: Oh, that I don't know.
Me: *pops it, it's a boy.. I need a girl* Oh, it's a boy.
Owner: Maybe this one is a girl? *Grabs normal butter*
Me: Yeah but that's not a motley, I want a motley.
Owner: Well motley means circles, this one sorta has circles.
Me: *still holding motley shows the clear belly to owner and checkers on the normal butter* Motleys have clear bellies.
Owner: Oh. Well this one still has the circles. (It didn't).
*face palm* The guy who owns the shop needs a corn snake lesson.
I told him I needed a female motley or stripe butter to breed to my stripe amel het caramel, he tries to offer me an amel het stripe, then I explained that I wanted to make more butters and that I needed one that is either a butter or amel het caramel to make butters. Then he told me that caramel is butter
