ShelbyScott, remember this former thread?
http://www.cornsnakes.com/forums/showthread.php?t=134160
I had hoped that here in this first thread that you had seen in our first interaction that I was in our first exchange helpful, patient, and took time, interest, energy, and effort.
I had hoped that I had made the basis for a good first impression.
I had hoped that after my first answers, I would not so hastily be labelled and pigeonholed as a horror and nemesis of innocent new members.
I had hoped...
Regarding this present thread :
First of all, I apologize for any and all insults. I did not intend to insult. Milk a little humor?...maybe...and I apologize for that. I was overly-familiar with hopefully a new chum. I was wrong and will not let that happen again.
Secondly, I apologize for assuming that so quickly we have any rapport by which humor might be exchanged. I had felt good enough about the first thread that I assumed we might joke or have a laugh. I assumed wrong and I apologize. I further promise, again, to never let it happen, again.
Thirdly, I apologize for so quickly and flippantly leaving the post here earlier that I did. At a minimum I should have been more specific about the question itself. It was the question to which I referred, not you personally.
At a maximum I should have ignored the thread and moved on. If here and now in this thread I have so basely shamed myself, and left you so horribly and permanently scarred---I promise I will never post again in any thread you start.
By the way, the earlier post should have read as follows:
Question awkward?....No.
Question stupid?....No, but humor is vaguely present.
Question anthropomorphic?...Somewhat. (
Merriam-Webster : Anthropomorphism ~ an interpretation of what is not human or personal in terms of human or personal characteristics.)
Snakes differ morphologically, phylogenetically, ontologically, embryologically, reproductively, taxonomically (see KPCOFGS, etc.) and in another infinite number of ways---from mammals.
Note, from no obvious visible (external) secondary sexual characteristics, nor obvious apparent limbs for locomotion.......to what might be to some less (or more) subtle : the rather less obvious striking dissimilarity of a male snake's hemipenes---vastly different in structure and method of use (from mammals and other warm-blooded species). Also note, sperm retention AND a menstrual cycle are not
both likely to occur in any sexually dimorphic species I can think of.
Lastly, I want you to know, that If I did not care about your perceived wounds, and if I did not care about being perceived as so asinine......then I would not have taken the time and attention to post this detailed/long post in your thread.
I tend to often speak in metaphor and lean often toward sarcasm. There are more than a few here in this forum who do so, from the very top on to the very bottom of the pecking order. If you perceive these from me (metaphor or sarcasm) here or in the future as repugnant, sophomoric, or unbearable, please ignore them, or call me out, your choice.
I would like to be friends and able to joke around. Seriously and honestly and openly stated.
I do not say this to many. In fact, I don't ever remember having so disarmingly done so. Ever.
The sword is in your hands. On bended knee, I bare my chest.