If it's consensus that this is BS, than I really could never respect someone like you ever again. Cancer is no joke, and to lie about having it is beyond any four letter word one could use to be banned.
I still hope the best for you if you are still telling the truth, simply because I would hate to be passing judgment on someone who is truly sick. That said, if you were to have lied, this is beyond anything and everything anyone here has done. I hear a 15yr old claiming to have cancer, and it really hurts my heart. Then to find out someone just made a joke of it, well that is disgustingly low. All of the people who find out for real, everyday, that they have a terminal illness, and here comes someone using it as a means for attention.
Truly low, and everyone who has posted their battles with, or witnessed those with cancer, you are inspirational people, and I am deeply offended that someone would undermine your struggle in that way.