Daddy Long Legs

[wade]

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.



He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.
'They're mating,' her father replied.
'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.
'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat...

'Well, we're not having any of that gay crap in our garden' she said.

 

[BobbyHill]

LMAO. Too funny. Thanks for the laugh, Wade.

 

[vetusvates]

Yes. Very funny, Wade. Seriously.
I know you and where you're coming from, and where you're headed with the joke. And it IS funny.

 

[wade]

Thanks Eric, I hope I can figure out my plans and goals as well as you have.

 

[RobbiesCornField]

:roflmao:
That's just wrong. Funny, but wrong.

 

[vetusvates]

This must be an anecdote about the childhood of the former Miss California.

 

[wade]

I'm glad I haven't pissed anyone off. :grin01:

 

[pwargcm]

i think its funny. not in an offensive way. got a good laugh out of it. thanks

 

[vetusvates]

Wade, I have a form in my office that I use for my clients. Protocol is protocol.
It is an all male rehab halfway house, but believe it or not, feelings do get hurt from time to time.

This is the form :

EDIT : I am moving this link to "The Escape Hatch".

( Just google Hurt Feelings Report. Images. )

 

[BobbyHill]

Cat fight!

 

[vetusvates]

Cat fight!

I meant the link to be funny, Bobby.
My clients wanted me to use it for Group last night. But I explained to them that there were some areas, not politically correct, that I could not go.
Officially. Professionally.

And I guess I better take that link down, since this is a family forum, as well as multi-cultural, etc, etc, etc..................

 

[Nanci]

Too late!!

 

[RavenSpirit360]

LOL!!!! Funny!

 

[ForkedTung]

I'm sure some of the newer members will just love it ???

 

[MinLynn]

I can see how that would be funny passed around to your private friends but,sorry,I'm just not finding it funny posted on an open public forum. That's just me,though!

 

[wade]

Very good report Eric. My wife has about 100 employees, I'm sending it to her. I'm sure she will find use for it today.

 

[DBLR78]

I agree Min, that joke was alittle off color. I have jokes I could tell on here but people would find offensive. I mean there are gay jokes old people jokes and black jokes everyone has some. But i really dont think any of it has to do with snakes. Isnt that why most of us are here? I know some of us are unliked by most of the people here but we do find some of the things useful. Untill I read this today....

 

[danielle]

LOL Very funny Wade!!

 

[Cornsnake124]

But i really dont think any of it has to do with snakes. Isnt that why most of us are here?

Well than dont read stuff in the general chit-chat section. Thats your problem, dude. Most of us are here for the snakes, yes. But it was in the general chit chat section. When I read stuff in there I expect it to have nothing to do with cornsnakes. (or reptiles in general for that matter)

 

[vetusvates]

I'm sure some of the newer members will just love it ???

I can see how that would be funny passed around to your private friends but,sorry,I'm just not finding it funny posted on an open public forum. That's just me,though!

I agree Min, that joke was alittle off color. I have jokes I could tell on here but people would find offensive. I mean there are gay jokes old people jokes and black jokes everyone has some. But i really dont think any of it has to do with snakes. Isnt that why most of us are here? I know some of us are unliked by most of the people here but we do find some of the things useful. Untill I read this today....

Y'all aren't talking about my "naughty" link, are you? Because I totally moved it, it was a little too risque. I hope I didn't offend anyone.
Or are you talking about Wade's? It seems harmless enough to me, but I don't have children, and am not around them enough to have that child-proofing awareness down pat.
I'm am not arguing, just asking. My job really raises the bar pretty high as far as crudity and the risque is concerned. I have to remember that at mom's, the nursing home, and family reunions.