For the ladies..hee hee

[Preita]

I'll show you my disapproval by my fist in your throat! lol But I'm the direct type.

 

[Greeling]

omg... just yeah.... this is the only time i think i've ever appriciated womens lib lol

i'm sending this to my boyfriend he'll get a kick out of it... once he's done being mad about inequaluity :grin01:

 

[jazzgeek]

Some of those things wouldn't be so bad if they went both ways.

But hana......didn't you see this one?

Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him.

Oh wait. That's probably not what you meant by "both ways".

Nevermind.

regards,
jazz

 

[ultimuttone]

But hana......didn't you see this one?

Oh wait. That's probably not what you meant by "both ways".

Nevermind.

regards,
jazz

It must be said "TYPICAL MAN"!!! :grin01:

 

[jazzgeek]

It must be said "TYPICAL MAN"!!! :grin01:

Hey, it's just the yang to the yin of cooking for myself, doing my own laundry, and in general, being self-sufficient.

Now, pardon me while I brachiate out of the pigeon hole I was put in.

regards,
jazz

 

[TripleMoonsExotic]

I definitely got a kick out of the parts on "intimate relations."

When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband, it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him.

So what, we're supposed to have sex with our husbands even though we aren't in the mood? What about our headaches!!! :grin01:

In all things be led by your husband's wishes; do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy.

Oops, I guess I'm doing this wrong too...

Should your husband suggest congress then accept humbly, all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfillment, a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had.

Man's satisfaction more important? I DON'T THINK SO. You don't get the job done and done right, you're sitting in the corner with the dunce cap...

Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices, be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent.

Let me think...no...

 

[Marcel Poots]

All sounds perfectly reasonable to me.

LOL, you really made my day. That comment was hilarious..
:crazy02:

 

[Taceas]

This reminds me of the things in the movie "Mona Lisa Smile". Purely sickening.

Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him. A good wife always knows her place.

And this is why that minister we had talked to about marrying us, never did. Kept talking about how the Bible says its the woman's job to be #2 and serve her husband. I think not. I pity his wife.

I am not property, I am not a slave, I am not bred to be subservient. I am not a pet.

Marriage is a two-way street, imho. It takes two people to make it work. Me on my knees scrubbing the kitchen floor is not all there is to a happy marriage. What goes on in OUR marriage and OUR home is to be decided upon by the both of us.

However, now that women are no longer subjected to and expected to do this crap, you'd think the divorce rate would be lower than it is today. I think people have just forgotten how to communicate effectively. Sure we fight, but its the making up afterwards that's the fun part.

No marriage is perfect, yet people go into it thinking it'll be magical. Oh its magical alright, magical that I haven't killed him yet for some of the dumb things he's done.

Don't complain if he's late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night.

Are you kidding me? Late for dinner is one thing, but staying out all night? He'd better have a damned good excuse why he never came home.

If you have little hobbies yourself try not to bore him speaking of these, as women's interests are often rather trivial compared to men's.

While it may not be typical of all men, at least MY hobbies don't involve sports, beer, or an easy chair (except during Nascar season).

If you need to apply face cream or hair rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night.

ROFL!! My hairy legs in the winter months would rival hair-rollers I'm sure.

When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband, it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him.

Umm...last time I checked, no meant no. The same rule still applies in this house.

a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's

Where do they get this crap from?! At least a woman's satisfaction can be repetitive.

Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices, be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent.

See Also: No means No.

Kinky things in the bedroom between two consenting adults is one thing. But if peanut butter scares me, there ain't gonna be any peanut butter involved. Period.

It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep

Wrong again you fascist people, *I* fall asleep first afterwards.

 

[dionythicus]

This works just as well for me...

How To Treat a Woman:

Show up naked.

Bring chicken wings.

Don't block the TV


I'm a tomboy, what can I say?

 

[Jynx]

All I have to say is that I feel sorry for the man that expects this from me... Mama didn't raise a fool. I was brought up to be very self sufficient, and I'll be the one with "great expectations" thank you very much. Granted I enjoy cooking, I like to keep a neat house, would rather that I handle finances (not paying for everything, but handling them because I'll make sure it gets done), and I'm a caretaker/people-pleaser by nature. However, the second that a man expects this from me is when I put my damned foot down!

Misty and I have a very similar opinion here. Join me Misty: "I am woman... hear me roar!!!" :grin01:

 

[colinmcc]

"I am woman... hear me roar!!!"

You can roar all you like as long as you finish washing the dishes and bring me my pipe and slippers first ....



:sidestep:

 

[carol]

I agree Jynx. I would actually love to do some of the things mentioned in the original post instead of working. It's all the "his satisfaction is more important, your hobbies are trivial, registering reluctance by remaining silent" crap that is so offensive.
When my son was younger, we choose to be very financially strapped so I could stay home. We didn't want a Day Care raising our son. I enjoyed keeping the house super clean, having a great dinner and homemade dessert ready, etc. I considered myself much more fortunate than my husband, who missed out on getting to hang out with a really cool kid all day, and had to work with a bunch of idiots. I know for a fact if the tables were turned and I was working and he stayed home, I'd expect some chores to be done around the house while I was gone. I don't think a write out on how to be a good husband should be, "work your butt off while she sits around and eats bon bons". To me that is also offensive.
Once in awhile I would upset because I felt it was expected from me. However, I later learned it wasn't my husband that expected it from me, I expected it from myself. When I started having real bad problems with my thyroid all the Betty Homemaker stuff went down hill. I couldn't get through the day without a 2 hour nap, and just didn't have the energy to do half of what I used to. The house wasn't kept as nice, dinner wasn't always there, and I started asking for more help with things when he got home from work. Even before I saw a doctor and found that there was something legitimately wrong with me, he never complained. It really was never expected of me. :shrugs: So sometimes we do just put this on ourselves.
Nowadays, I am on meds that keep me up to speed. I'm working part time, spending a lot of time with my son, and managing the snake collection so I still rarely have a chance to do any of the homemaking stuff I used to. He still never complains, I just get a great big "WOW, that's so great of you" when I do manage to sneak in a dinner or cleaning the house.
PSST... Hint to the single girls... find a guy that has lots of sisters. :noevil:

 

[Kvlt]

You can roar all you like as long as you finish washing the dishes and bring me my pipe and slippers first ....



:sidestep:

hehe...just pretend its the diswasher making that "noise" :grin01:

 

[carol]

And this is why that minister we had talked to about marrying us, never did. Kept talking about how the Bible says its the woman's job to be #2 and serve her husband. I think not. I pity his wife.

He must read a different Bible than I do. :shrugs:

 

[princess]

I'm a caretaker/people-pleaser by nature. However, the second that a man expects this from me is when I put my damned foot down!

I'm with you there!

I love the appreciation I get from people from doing something nice for them and Thomas is no exception. I always try to take dinner requests and make something that he particularly wants that night and if I don't have all the ingredients or the time I'll try to make it for the next night but that's just my way. I'm also into silly gifts like if I notice he's running low on something as mundane as aftershave balm or socks, I'll go and buy a new one/s, wrap it up like a little birthday present and pop it down in front of him when he's least expecting it. It never fails to get a grin and occasionally it's actually something 'proper' like a cool belt or a sweater, so he never knows what he's getting.

I don't think there's anything at all wrong with making an effort to make each other feel special or comfortable but you're right, it should never be 'expected' or given begrudgingly...then it's not a gift.

 

[Preita]

"Should your husband suggest congress then accept humbly, all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfillment, a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had. "

Please, he SHOULD KNOW when he's doing a good job & no "small moan" would do that :grin01:

I've actually told my hubby that the only way I would quit my job & be a house wife/Stay @ home mom is if there were massive jewelry involved. I have my price
(He always says that I'm easy but not cheap lol)

 

[Joker]

Ok just to add some fuel to the fire here Ill list some of my happenings during the week and a bit about my personallity being a male in his lower to mid 30's but growing up with the 50's type parents.
I work third shift 10 PM to 6 Am
My wife works a middle of the day shift of 11 AM to 8 PM or close because of closing.
My 8 year old step daughter attends school from 8 till 2:30 during the week
I do not clean the house very well
I cook 95% of the meals for everyone, Nice good stuff not out of a can or box
I see that the kid does all her chores and keeps herself well during the week
We have about 30 animals that I have given primary care to since my wifes knee surgery in early December. Even before then I have done my share of pet chores.
I actually prefer to be the one cooking the meals as it is something I enjoy
There are certain things that I would say I EXPECT my wife to do, but I feel these are an even split between what I do and what I expect of her
When I am sick a rarely require her attention as I am too damn ornery for her to deal with anyway
She tends to the laundry, and general housekeeping
I stick to cooking, childcare, tending to animals and dishes. Which I can live with.
Her hours leave her time with the child to a precious few hours a week, otherwise she is at school or with me.
I am fine with this as long as I get some free time for myself.
I used to bury myself in smoking and drinking but have found this to be self destructive so I am trying to change my ways.
I am sure Ill have more to add to this later but this may give you ladies something to chew on from another angle. I do this because I choose to and for no other reason at all. I could easily take the other road and say one of the typical lines about womens work but I do not because it is not fair.
Anyways enough ramblings so lets hear it.
Josh

 

[princess]

It's not so much about 'womens work' as it is about sharing the load.

You're better at cooking, she's better at cleaning.

It's the same with Thomas and I...I'm talented and comfortable in the kitchen but don't mind a messy apartment and he can cook well but doesn't enjoy it and is a fastidious tidier.

We don't talk out loud about 'my chores-your chores' we just do what needs to be done and manage to split it pretty well so that we each do things that we both enjoy and are good at.

 

[colinmcc]

hehe...just pretend its the diswasher making that "noise" :grin01:

Well, it would be wouldn't it?

:grin01: :twoguns:

 

[Jason B.]

I'll show you my disapproval by my fist in your throat! lol But I'm the direct type.

JERRY, JERRY.
How about "no Thank You"