• Hello!

    Either you have not registered on this site yet, or you are registered but have not logged in. In either case, you will not be able to use the full functionality of this site until you have registered, and then logged in after your registration has been approved.

    Registration is FREE, so please register so you can participate instead of remaining a lurker....

    Please be certain that the location field is correctly filled out when you register. All registrations that appear to be bogus will be rejected. Which means that if your location field does NOT match the actual location of your registration IP address, then your registration will be rejected.

    Sorry about the strictness of this requirement, but it is necessary to block spammers and scammers at the door as much as possible.

General advice to TROLLS...

Susielea said:
and then backtrack very quickly
Click to expand...
. . . OR KEEP ARGUING YOUR (wrong) POSITION WITH THE CAPLOCKS ON! AND DON'T FORGET TO THROW IN A SWEAR WORD OR THREE ALONG WITH A "I'M LEAVING AND NEVER COMING BACK." . . . ONLY TO ANSWER SOMEONE'S QUESTION 4 1/2 POSTS LATER.

D80
 
Drizzt80 said:
. . . OR KEEP ARGUING YOUR (wrong) POSITION WITH THE CAPLOCKS ON! AND DON'T FORGET TO THROW IN A SWEAR WORD OR THREE ALONG WITH A "I'M LEAVING AND NEVER COMING BACK." . . . ONLY TO ANSWER SOMEONE'S QUESTION 4 1/2 POSTS LATER.

D80
Click to expand...

Oh yes, I forgot about that one :laugh01:
 
And if I disagree with you in a thread, PM me 100 times in 45 minutes reminding me that I'm not God, and telling me that I'm a crappy mod, and letting me know that the one person who defended you is the only person on the forum who is a sensible and independent thinker. Then threaten to report me to the admin. After I tell you to go ahead and do it, but I warn you that the admin doesn't like to be bothered with juvenile BS, email the admin 50 times, and attack him too. Don't forget to remind me and the admin that you were once the mod on a forum too, which validates your opinion that we're both pieces of bleepin' bleepity bleep bleep. After you're banned, create another account and spam the forum by bumping a thousand old poll threads.

Another good tactic is to give repeated in-thread explanations of why I can't ban you. It's good to bring up unapplicable free speech misconceptions and jabber away about the sanctity of opinions while you're at it.
 
susang said:
g itaught i hd u ll trxed i dont hav ny sankes n im 6 n i have dog n my mom sys no snakes n my techer is nise n pls show me pix of ur snakes n how mny do u have my snake won't eat :eek:hlp plz n i be 16 next week n well ok n WTG LOL ROFL ur mi BFF.........
Click to expand...

Lets see if I can decode this.

G(?), I thought I had you tricked. I don't have any snakes and I'm 6 and I have a dog and my mom says no snakes and my teacher is nice and please show me pictures of your snakes and how many do you have my snake won't eat. Help please and I will be 16 next week and well ok and way to go (Thanks Sue.) Laugh out loud. Roll on the floor laughing. Your my best friend forever (not life silly me, thanks Dionythicus).

How did I do?

(Cough, point proven it took me about 20 mintues to decide that and I'm only 18. I should be able to decode crap writting. )

Why is it taking three people and a few edits to get this right?
 
Last edited:
When your husbandry practices or anything else you do with your snakes is criticized, it is important to accuse everybody of being mean and say they are raining on your parade. After all you have been doing it for a week and nothing has gone wrong.
 
shed'n my skin said:
Give advice, lots of it, on topics you have no experience with firsthand but have read about. Make sure you find similar posts by members who DO know what they are talking about and paraphrase them. Repeat periodically as needed.
Click to expand...

OMG! I just regurgitated Jenn!
 
shed'n my skin said:
When your husbandry practices or anything else you do with your snakes is criticized, it is important to accuse everybody of being mean and say they are raining on your parade. After all you have been doing it for a week and nothing has gone wrong.
Click to expand...

This right here should be the troll mantra.
 
Drizzt80 said:
You do realize that by capitalizing you are yelling right?! You really need to be more respectful and polite on the boards or people aren't going to listen to what you have to say . . .


:sidestep:

D80
Click to expand...
funny-pictures-baboon-butt-heart.jpg
 
Make sure you let people know you have the experience of a lifetime of keeping snakes...and you're 12 years old. That also goes for knowledge about relationships, marriages and poisonous sankes...(it's important that you mis-spell snakes at least once and show you've never had a venomous anything before).
 
MegF. said:
Make sure you let people know you have the experience of a lifetime of keeping snakes...and you're 12 years old. That also goes for knowledge about relationships, marriages and poisonous sankes...(it's important that you mis-spell snakes at least once and show you've never had a venomous anything before).
Click to expand...

I forgot about the knowledge of relationships, marriages... there is also the use of power tools by age 4-5. How to build your own rack system and work with electricity (which scares me, I hated fuse boxes).
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top