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Gettin a 'phant

Is it too late to make a suggestion about the gorilla? He obviously has RAS (Reptile Acquirement Syndrome). Just get him a rare snake, it's what he *wants* you know. I'm sure he'll love it and even make a youtube video about how much he knows. And don't worry, when your Gorilla goes to Gorilla College I'm sure he'll just sneak all those snakes in the dorm, or something.

Anyway, you're all going about this wrong. The trick is not to get a new special species, but pep your boring noob corns! I'm experimenting with gluing sparkles on FinFang, it will make me - I MEAN HIM unique.
 
v_various said:
Anyway, you're all going about this wrong. The trick is not to get a new special species, but pep your boring noob corns! I'm experimenting with gluing sparkles on FinFang, it will make me - I MEAN HIM unique.
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No, that's been done to overkill, what you need is the new snake Bedazzler...
Don't be dull – BE DAZZLING!
 

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You are all making fun of me and my 'phant. I have been saving peanuts for it all winter and I have nearly a bin full. I know you all think I can't look after it but your wrong, on my forum people think I am an adult I know so much about 'phants and are surprised I am not when I tell them I am going to make them come here and jolly well tell you all that I love my animals and I take good care of them and if you don't listen to them I will make up a couple of experts that are working with me on my project.
 
Screw that, I am getting a pet vampire ;) They are the baddest pets out there and even turn into bats sometimes.. And they can bite, but they are not venomous.. But you have to be careful as they can cause severe blood loss.. You have to be very safe in your handling practices..
 
pfffft Bedazzlers are "obnoxiously common". I meantiond that on the bedazzler fourm, and for some raeson no one likes me anymore.

I think they r just jelous I am an English genuis, and that my limited edition chrome industrial-size jeweller-sticker-on-thingy is so much better.
 
snakewispera snr said:
on my forum people think I am an adult I know so much about 'phants and are surprised I am not when I tell them I am going to make them come here and jolly well tell you all that I love my animals and I take good care of them and if you don't listen to them I will make up a couple of experts that are working with me on my project.
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Are you talking about the forum over at www.hephalump.com?
 
RavenSpirit360 said:
Screw that, I am getting a pet vampire ;) They are the baddest pets out there and even turn into bats sometimes.. And they can bite, but they are not venomous.. But you have to be careful as they can cause severe blood loss.. You have to be very safe in your handling practices..
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And the time of day in which you handle them. :)


Dale
 
Mike we are NOT making fun of you!!! We are trying to help you. Why are you being so immature to realize that! We just want to make sure your 'phant is going to be properly taken care of, and that you have thought everything through. PLEASE rethink the 'phant, and maybe get a Black panther, They are rare, front fanged and aggressive, but not as much as an african elephant. The only thing with black panthers is you have to watch their fangs and claws. Other then that they are a dream of a pet.
Would you like me to send you a care sheet on them, so you can decide if they are the pet for you?
 
My friend had a breeding pair of Black Panthers that are hand tame. They are OK but too common for me, everyone has them. I've always liked 'phants and know that I can take good care of them. And I am looking for a magic feather so we can fly off my moms balcony when it needs exercise.
 
Mike, you've been given BAD information on black panthers. Not everyone can tame them and make them a nice pet. I for one have a trio that are WONDERFUL pets that hardly ever bite me. I really think you would be sorry if you got a phant over a panther. Just think of the viv requirement, let alone the cleanup that needs to be done between the 2. Please Mike you NEED to reconsider getting a 'phant!
 
Cleaning up after them is easy. I'll house it on the edge of the balcony so it can dump on my neighbours, and they can all clean up the mess thats left behind.
My mom had Black Panthers when I was small so I know all about them.
I need more of a challenge to keep me occupied.
 
Mike, you've been given BAD information on black panthers. Not everyone can tame them and make them a nice pet. I for one have a trio that are WONDERFUL pets that hardly ever bite me.
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Are we talking the animal of bagheera fame or some angry young men from the ghetto?
 
A pet terrorist organisation, I'll start writing a care sheet on them now...
The Shi'ite Muslim Grinding Display Team
I could have 12 or so, in a viv, with 4 1/2 inch angle grinders and goggles....
All twirling angle grinders above their heads, like majorettes.
*Drifts off to dreams of the potential to impress his friends*
 
Even though I have gotton numerous PMs that this thread is aimed to get me going I figure I wil play along!

Well I was on this forum and the people seem really great but I am much beter than them because i am an invincibal 15 year old...I want a liger
 
snakemaster24 said:
Even though I have got numerous PMs that this thread is aimed to get me going I figure I will play along!

Well I was on this forum and the people seem really great but I am much better than them because i am an invincible 15 year old...I want a Liger
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Not aimed at getting you going in the slightest... I know I was the OP....
Remember the kid on your forum that was getting a snake. He was obviously describing a rattler, and you got real upset with him for not listening to your advice.... That was designed to get you going... This was just a silly thread to let off some pent up steam.... If you got pm's saying it was aimed to get you going, you were lied to...
Though you did spring to mind as I was writing it, but not in an antagonistic way...
PS Use Mozilla Firefox as your browser... It will underline your spelling mistakes..
See it even done your post for me. ;)
 
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