Speak for yourself, Jay! With some of the crap this kid has claimed to have pulled(and felt "slighted" because of), absolutely
nothing would surprise me anymore...
[sarcasm]He's probably married with 3 kids to one chick that works at a McDonalds(where he has been banned because the fry-cook was rude), and having an affair with the girl from K-Mart(where he has been banned because an employee was rude), and now his Staff Sargeant/Recruiter is working with the Federal Supreme Court to have it legalized for him to be a polygamist, JUST so he can successfully recruit and become an upstanding, intelligent defender of our Freedoms in the U.S. Marine Corps.
Or at least that will be next month's web-isode...