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Joke thread.

barack obama whoopie goldberg and oprah winfrey are in a plane and oprah says if i throw a 100 dollar bill out the window i can make one person happy. whoopie says if i throw out 10 10 dollar bills out the window i can make 10 people happy. and barrack obama say if i throw out 100 singles out the window i can make 100 people happy.

and the pilot leans into the other pilot and says if i throw these 3 jacka**es out the window i can make 10 million people happy
 
Definition of GAY
1a : happily excited : merry <in a gay mood> b : keenly alive and exuberant : having or inducing high spirits <a bird's gay spring song>
2a : bright, lively <gay sunny meadows> b : brilliant in color
3: given to social pleasures; also : licentious

Examples of GAY
The band was playing a gay tune.
the gayest of the spring flowers

Sources sited is Webster's Dictionary

Love the Fatman
 
The rest of the entry:

4.
licentious; dissipated; wanton: The baron is a gay old rogue with an eye for the ladies.
5.
homosexual.
6.
of, indicating, or supporting homosexual interests or issues: a gay organization.
–noun
7.
a homosexual person, esp. a male.


This next part is directly from the
Oxford English Dictionary said:
Usage

Gay meaning ‘homosexual’ became established in the 1960s as the term preferred by homosexual men to describe themselves. It is now the standard accepted term throughout the English-speaking world. As a result, the centuries-old other senses of gay meaning either ‘carefree’ or ‘bright and showy’ have more or less dropped out of natural use. The word gay cannot be readily used today in these older senses without arousing a sense of double entendre, despite concerted attempts by some to keep them alive.
Gay in its modern sense typically refers to men (lesbian being the standard term for homosexual women) but in some contexts it can be used of both men and women.
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1) It is no secret nor is it any revelation that gay is used to mean homosexual, and is in that context, among some people, used as a negative connotation,...or synonym for "lame" or "frivolous". This is how I perceive it to be used above.
2) I am actually not reeling in laughter at the airplane joke, either.
 
vetusvates said:
1) It is no secret nor is it any revelation that gay is used to mean homosexual, and is in that context, among some people, used as a negative connotation,...or synonym for "lame" or "frivolous". This is how I perceive it to be used above.
2) I am actually not reeling in laughter at the airplane joke, either.
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I didn't think it was funny when it was about Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and what's-his-face that everyone hated at the time, too.
 
Here are some more jokes.

Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common?
A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon.

Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?
A. He thought Barry sounded too American.

Q. Why won't Obama Messiah release his real birth certificate?
A. It shows that he didn't have a virgin birth.

Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer?
A: Barack Obama.

Q. Why will Jay Leno vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because he's running out of George Bush jokes.

Q. Why will Britney Spears vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because she's running out of other crazy things to do.

Q. Why wouldn’t Barack salute the American flag?
A. It was ours.

Q. Why will Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Carter doesn't want to be the worst President in history.

Q. Why is Barack Obama so thin and scrawny?
A. If he were any heavier he wouldn't be able to walk on water.

Love the Fatman
 
Anyone who told you to be nothing more than yourself couldn't have given worse advice.

If I brought the 6-pack, you must've brought the whole beer truck.

It's not usually customary in civilized cultures for offspring to eat their parents, but I guess you didn't notice when they got too close to your plate.

So tell me. Do they always have to transport your lunch to you by armored car? Do buffets close their doors when they see you coming? Or do they just make you pay for an extra 3 people?
 
Hey RobbiesCornField,

RobbiesCornField said
"It's not usually customary in civilized cultures for offspring to eat their parents, but I guess you didn't notice when they got too close to your plate."

Yes, I did but food is food.

RobbiesCornField said
"Do they always have to transport your lunch to you by armored car?"

Yes, I do not what you to steal my food.

RobbiesCornField said
"Do buffets close their doors when they see you coming? Or do they just make you pay for an extra 3 people?"

NO, buffets go out of business when I walk threw the door.

Need to do better.

Love the Fatman
 
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