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newbie here getting a tyrannosaurus rex

You guyz dont no anythin or wut yer talkin a bout. its a well nown fact that theyONLY eat humus and 2% soy milk. my friend of 8 mins has seVin of them in his beddroom, in a 20 gallon tank and they NEvER fite. he also lets them luse in his frunt yard and they are lidder box trayned.
 
medusacoils said:
You guyz dont no anythin or wut yer talkin a bout. its a well nown fact that theyONLY eat humus and 2% soy milk. my friend of 8 mins has seVin of them in his beddroom, in a 20 gallon tank and they NEvER fite. he also lets them luse in his frunt yard and they are lidder box trayned.
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I am utterly impressed with your uneducated grammar skills!! :bowdown:
 
medusacoils said:
You guyz dont no anythin or wut yer talkin a bout. its a well nown fact that theyONLY eat humus and 2% soy milk. my friend of 8 mins has seVin of them in his beddroom, in a 20 gallon tank and they NEvER fite. he also lets them luse in his frunt yard and they are lidder box trayned.
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Now I know even less than I thought I didn't know before.

Am I confused?
 
medusacoils said:
hi i'm Wayne. been keeping Salamanders for two years. have always wanted a tyrannosaurus rex so picking up my first one next weekend! i'm getting a male since they only grow to around 30ft and females get 20~40ft so that's kinder big. anyone else own these?

Here is what he will look like

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I know a guy that's been breeding them for about 40 million years and they are so tame.

;)

Wayne
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You -do- know they are -only- for the advanced hobbyists right?

Are you aware that they drink only vodka and redbull? and eat only two slices of copper-nickel bread every second full moon?
You should really re-consider... Keeping two Salamanders doesn't make you an expert
 
No , no everyone is wrong about what they eat. My kids watch a cartoon called Franklin and they very clearly show that you must feed your t rex wet dog food out of a dog bowl that is roughly the size of several bathtubs, even then this will only be about one bite for your t rex and he will undoubtedly destroy the bowl while he eats from it. But it is ok, because one of Franklin's friends assured him that a T-rex would be an excellent pet. We have seen all of this on TV and on PBS no less so it *must* be true.

On a side note, after considering a T-Rex Franklin eventually opts for a pet goldfish.
 
Dinah said:
No , no everyone is wrong about what they eat. My kids watch a cartoon called Franklin and they very clearly show that you must feed your t rex wet dog food out of a dog bowl that is roughly the size of several bathtubs, even then this will only be about one bite for your t rex and he will undoubtedly destroy the bowl while he eats from it. But it is ok, because one of Franklin's friends assured him that a T-rex would be an excellent pet. We have seen all of this on TV and on PBS no less so it *must* be true.

On a side note, after considering a T-Rex Franklin eventually opts for a pet goldfish.
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I saw that episode, but quickly dismissed it as being politically motivated! :mad:

Wayne
 
I had a trex once, but after it got too big I let it go in the everglades. Its just one, right? No biggie... :grin01:
 
ratsncorns said:
I had a trex once, but after it got too big I let it go in the everglades. Its just one, right? No biggie... :grin01:
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Based on the "factual" Jurassic Park movies, which proves that lizards in a same sex environment change sex, to propagate the species, then a single T-rex, in a "NO" sex environment, could become A-sexual and begin a sustainable, substantial breeding program. :eek:

Wayne
 
Wayne, I think your pain pills are going to your head. There is no way, YOU are capable of caring for a T-rex. But thank god you married Christine, she'll be able to take care of it properly.
 
Is it captive bred??? And I think you where a tad off on how big they get? The females are bigger than the males. Check your facts dude. And good luck they have big appetites.
 
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