newbie here getting a tyrannosaurus rex

[Ssthisto]

Huh. You must be getting one of the *naked* Tyrannosaurs, a selectively bred mutation.

Just remember they're a lot more like keeping an eagle than like keeping a boa...

 

[Maize411]

LMAO! You guys are great!

The T-rex is just a little too aggressive for me..I was thinking maybe a Velociraptor, much smaller and my ex had one that was puppy tame

 

[Carinata]

Oh hai guyz I m been keepin corn sankes 4 1 year a i tinks me reedy for me own kobra maybe me gets a king kobra? deont wory I haz strong lips to sux venoom out uf my bites!

 

[bitsy]

Is it captive bred???

I heard it was illegal to breed them in my state so I caught mine from the wild (there's a herd in the New Forest near me) and smuggled mine in under my coat. Dint have no trouble at the Dorset/Hampshire border with customs - it et them.

And I think you where a tad off on how big they get?

No way, man. If you never feed them then they dont get bigger than a Yorkshire Terrier. My Mom's boyfriend's other girlfriend's dentist says so and he's gotta drill and a diploma so he's right, OK. Shows how much YUO know.

The females are bigger than the males.

Not if you dont feed them.

Check your facts dude.

I red the first paragraph of Wikipedia on them before I got distracted and went to play on my DS. So you can just rack off, cos now I know waaay more about it than you.

And good luck they have big appetites.

Thass no big deal cos my Mom says she'll pay for all its food out of her welfare check. I dont got to work cos I'm 14, so that just shows how much YUO know. You should go checking YUOR facts before callin me out, man.

Your gunn a be sorry when i'm breeding them and making bigg money.

 

[Carinata]

Well my Trex is trained to eat grass. He will only get 3 foot tall if I feed him on this diet.

 

[bitsy]

Well my Trex is trained to eat grass

Hah! Everyone knows they eat Oreos and bagels in captivity. Grass makes their fur fall out. U eva seen one with fur? Yeah - thass right. DUUUUH.

 

[RosieReal]

i heard you dont have to feed them at all...and then you just get a new one when the old one dies. thats their natural life cycle. most people just keep them in old dog crates, or in cubbords under the sink. if you DO want to feed them (why would you, thats when they poop...) then they make good garbage disposals. thats why the under the sink thing.
i know all this because i googled them once and read the first personal blog i found...the guy who wrote his said his died in like two weeks, but whatever...that doesnt mean he was doing anything wrong.

 

[Tim66/corns]

Well I have a pygmy pair that sit on my shelf. They don't move much & are only like 4 inches high. Willing to let them go for a good price. Never been probed so do not know the sex & they love dust. Find them covered in it all the time.

 

[kathylove]

Do you have a proper sized probe kit to sex yours? I sell T-Rex size probes for only $950 each on my site. And I have a FREE sexing video, too! But be sure you have at least 15 assistants before attempting to probe.

Also, be sure to buy only from a breeder who registers on the American T-Rex Registry. Then you will know what it is het for, in case you decide to breed. You especially want to avoid producing stargazer T-Rex babies, as they sometimes accidentally kill their keepers when they wave their heads around unexpectedly.

But you probably already know all of that!!

 

[Tim66/corns]

Do you have a proper sized probe kit to sex yours? I sell T-Rex size probes for only $950 each on my site. And I have a FREE sexing video, too! But be sure you have at least 15 assistants before attempting to probe.

Also, be sure to buy only from a breeder who registers on the American T-Rex Registry. Then you will know what it is het for, in case you decide to breed. You especially want to avoid producing stargazer T-Rex babies, as they sometimes accidentally kill their keepers when they wave their heads around unexpectedly.

But you probably already know all of that!!

DYK :roflmao: That was good Kathy!

 

[Hypancistrus]

Tara and I just wanted to say that we love you guys! Every one of ya!! :rofl:

 

[Lennycorn]

I guess you have no problem finding his crap!!!

 

[kathylove]

I TOTALLY forgot!

You will DEFINITELY want my newest product, Nutri Rex! If one of your pet 'rexes regurges on you, watch out! You will have to burn your whole house to get rid of the smell!! Yuck!! So I suggest adding a couple of pounds of the product to each and every meal, just in case! MUCH cheaper than buying a new house!

Thanks for reminding me, Kyle!

 

[Lovin2act]

:laugh01::laugh01::laugh01::rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[Emily1188]

Ok, you all are a funny lot, but I think Kathy took the cake when she made me picture a GIANT probe, slathered with vaseline, and 15 people trying to stick it where the sun don't shine on Tyranosaurus...

 

[Susielea]

Tara and I just wanted to say that we love you guys! Every one of ya!! :rofl:

Ditto, Ron and I are in hysterical fits of laughter here and cannot thank you all enough for the giggles :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

 

[wade]

Kathy is correct that you need 15 assistants to probe a T Rex. Stumpy and I tried it once and it didn't turn out so good.

 

[CaptBogart]

OMG, I'm glad I got back to this thread... :roflmao:

 

[jlindp]

You will DEFINITELY want my newest product, Nutri Rex! If one of your pet 'rexes regurges on you, watch out! You will have to burn your whole house to get rid of the smell!! Yuck!! So I suggest adding a couple of pounds of the product to each and every meal, just in case! MUCH cheaper than buying a new house!

Thanks for reminding me, Kyle!

"You have given out too much reptuation...blah blah."


:rofl:

 

[Chip]

If this was one of those message boards where I could, I'd rate this thread five stars.