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Jay@PJCReptiles
"Quality Before Quantity"
Jay
dwyn127
Cinderazzo
Are you a man with a plan or a saint with a complaint?
Whether you think you can or that you can't, either way, you are right. - Henry Ford
Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
If you were driving down the street on your motorcycle and all four doors fell off, how many pancakes would it take to fill a dog house?unch:
Whether you think you can or that you can't, either way, you are right. - Henry Ford
Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
If you were driving down the street on your motorcycle and all four doors fell off, how many pancakes would it take to fill a dog house?
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ghosthousecorns
Well-known member
Oh Oh this just reminded me of another of my favorites, I call it the 7 P's...
Prior proper planning prevents piss-poor performance.
I am not sure who it was that uttered these words of wisdom lol
Sharon
Formerly Tsiriane
That just made my day. I thought I was the only person who really loved "The Year Without a Santa Claus" (One of my favorite Christmas songs is "Blue Christmas" because of that movie).
One of my favorite quotes is: The glass is neither half empty nor half full. It is simply twice as large as it needs to be.
jaxom1957
No one can own just one
There is no "I" in "Team", but there sure is one in "WIN".
Dreqqus
The Ring and The Arrow
Some of my favorite Twain quotes have already been covered but I'll add:
A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Don't let schooling interfere with your education.
Mark Twain was a great, great man. Now for some other quotes:
Family Guy-"You said nuclear, its nukular dummy the S is silent." Peter Griffin
"If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny." Steven Wright
"So wait you just put the lobster, alive, into boiling water, and it screams and turns red and dies? That is the most metal thing I have ever heard." Pickles, the Drummer, Dethklok
"You can't blame television for your children's behavior. Haven't you tried taking your kids, sitting them down, and hitting them?" Bender
"An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience." Mitch Hedberg
"Atheism is a non-prophet organization." George Carlin
And to end on a more poignant note:
"The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true." J. Robert Oppenheimer
A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Don't let schooling interfere with your education.
Mark Twain was a great, great man. Now for some other quotes:
Family Guy-"You said nuclear, its nukular dummy the S is silent." Peter Griffin
"If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny." Steven Wright
"So wait you just put the lobster, alive, into boiling water, and it screams and turns red and dies? That is the most metal thing I have ever heard." Pickles, the Drummer, Dethklok
"You can't blame television for your children's behavior. Haven't you tried taking your kids, sitting them down, and hitting them?" Bender
"An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience." Mitch Hedberg
"Atheism is a non-prophet organization." George Carlin
And to end on a more poignant note:
"The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true." J. Robert Oppenheimer
Nanci
Alien Lover
Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.
~Voltaire, letter to Count Schomberg, 31 August 1769
~Voltaire, letter to Count Schomberg, 31 August 1769
snakewispera snr
The Devils Advocate
Life is like a sh*t sandwich, the more bread you got the less sh*t you eat..Anon
MIKE
MIKE
snakewispera snr
The Devils Advocate
you can fool all of the people some of the time or You can fool some of the people all of the time But you can't fool all of the people all of the time... Anon
Or something along those lines..LOL
MIKE
Or something along those lines..LOL
MIKE
ArpeggioAngel
Around Here Somewhere....
"Nature never did betray the heart that loved her" - William Wordsworth
"Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life. Aim above morality. Be not simply good; be good for something."-Henry David Thoreau
"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler." - Henry David Thoreau
"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. " - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative." - Oscar Wilde
"Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life. Aim above morality. Be not simply good; be good for something."-Henry David Thoreau
"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler." - Henry David Thoreau
"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. " - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative." - Oscar Wilde
jaxom1957
No one can own just one
"Why must we be in such desperate haste to succeed, and in such desperate enterprise? If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music he hears, however measured or far away." - Henry David Thoreau
A framed poster of the above quote was presented to me as a graduation gift from one of my favorite high school teachers, over thirty years ago. It's hung on the walls of every home I've had since.
toyah
Snakes in designer genes
"The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time" - Bertrand Russell
I found that quote as the "thought for the day" in a newspaper, years ago, and I liked it so much I tore it out of there. The tearing is now taped below the only clock in my house as a reminder not to take what the clock says too seriously
I found that quote as the "thought for the day" in a newspaper, years ago, and I liked it so much I tore it out of there. The tearing is now taped below the only clock in my house as a reminder not to take what the clock says too seriously