Nanci
Alien Lover
They are so easy to feed! I get home. Put three pinks in a bowl of hot water. Get out three feeding containers, line them up on the stove. Take out first pink, slit, put in container. Go get Lily, who is up in her vine at the same time every day. Lily grabs the pink before I can even set her in the container. Close her up, go get her water dish, wash it out, get pink #2, slit, put in Jasmine's container. Return Lily's water bowl, get Jasmine, who is out every evening at dusk. Put Jasmine in her container, close her up, bring Lily back home, get Jasmine's water bowl, wash, return. Get Jasper's pink out, cut into thirds, sprinkle with Nutribac, put in container, get Jasper, Jasper is _so_ happy to have food! Close him up, return Jasmine, wash and replace Jasper's water bowl, give Jasper a quick rinse since he's had cut up pink stuck all over him, put him back, wash his container. Less than 30 minutes!
The adults are all like, I'm not sure I want to eat that tonight, I'd rather have a smaller serving. If you don't cover me up, I'm just going to circle around. I don't feel like eating, I'd rather be looking for a girlfriend. I don't feel like eating, I'm blue. My mouse is too cold now, will you reheat it? Why do you care if it takes me an hour to decide I'm hungry? Why do you care if I have to envenomate the dead mouse for 15 minutes? Why do you care if it takes me 15 minutes to swallow it? Minimum of an hour if they all cooperate.
I'm just saying...
The adults are all like, I'm not sure I want to eat that tonight, I'd rather have a smaller serving. If you don't cover me up, I'm just going to circle around. I don't feel like eating, I'd rather be looking for a girlfriend. I don't feel like eating, I'm blue. My mouse is too cold now, will you reheat it? Why do you care if it takes me an hour to decide I'm hungry? Why do you care if I have to envenomate the dead mouse for 15 minutes? Why do you care if it takes me 15 minutes to swallow it? Minimum of an hour if they all cooperate.
I'm just saying...