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Tales of Terror (Special cs.com Edition)

I walked into a snake-keeper's room, and he was

FEEDING MICE WHICH MISS EDNA HAD NOT SENT!!!
 
I walked into a snake-keeper's room, and they were using...........

AN UN-GUARDED HEAT LAMP!

Me too, that's how I got it free... oh, that kind of guard...

I walked into a snake-keeper's room, and they were

Taking pictures indoors, with a flash!
 
This is a rated PG forum, folks. Some of these stories stretch the boundary between what can be looked in the face, and what should be shunned, run away from, and reported to the authorities. Please use discretion! :grin01:
 
Well, friends, you know how I suffer from asteroids, but since I started using Dr. Herpers Insertable Heat Rock, my pain has gone the way of the Dodo, and yet, now I can't seem to get out of the snake room, because them things don't come with very long cords. But to stay on topic, I walked into my snake room, and there was a bowl of candy, which means there's a lot of tricker-treaters out there tonight covetting their goodie bags which contain f/t rodents...
 
I walked into a snake keepers room...

AND FOUND MY TOOTHBRUSH AND DEODORANT!!!

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Sorry David, I just couldn't resist. :dancer:
http://www.cornsnakes.com/forums/showthread.php?t=90615
 
I walked into a snake keepers room and...

The holes in their Sterlites weren't perfectly aligned or, wait... for... it... spaced!1!!!11!!one!... :eek:
 
I walked into the snake room and found

Robbie dressed as Jessica Rabbit with no cleavage.
 
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