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ghosthousecorns said:
I personally would go with quantity/ volume for selecting the victor of a pissing match.
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I disagree. Sure, there are some "who can fill the bottle first" type matches, but that just depends on who can hold it longer and bladder size. There is some speed involved if you use a small bottle and race to fill it first instead of just maximum volume produced at once.

More typically, urination contests tend to have more to do with distance (implies muscles) and targeting (through a ring or hitting some small object at a distance). Maybe maximum height/arc, but that is just a maximum vertical distance instead of horizontal distance. Coherence (i.e., how TIGHT is the stream and does it spread out over distance) can also play a part in the total score.

There you go - a very bried synopsis from The Handbook.
KJ
 
KJ, that handbook was written by men wasn't it? I was just trying to make it so us women would have a chance to win: First we don't get a woman president and now we are anatomically disadvantaged in the ole pissing match. :cry:
 
And let's not forget - for those of us in northern climates, it also includes the ability to write your name in the snow.

Extra credit goes to those who have the ability to write in non-cursive characters. :D


Dale
 
ghosthousecorns said:
KJ, that handbook was written by men wasn't it? I was just trying to make it so us women would have a chance to win: First we don't get a woman president and now we are anatomically disadvantaged in the ole pissing match. :cry:
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well, are women so immature that they WANT to play something that disgusting? Come on - admit it. Y'all are MUCH more classy than us sophomoric guys. For the record, I am sophomoric enough to laugh at jokes about peeing, but I've got a shy bladder that would prevent me from ever being disgusting enough to play such a game.

(FYI, I do have a friend that was in a frat back in college that claims they were all beat by a girl at a drunken party one night. I didn't ask for details, but they made the distance sound impressive. One word: GROSS.)



wade said:
Gee, KJ, you really know a lot about pissing contests!!
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That's because I've had over 30 years practice pissing people off! LOL. I've gotten rather good at it by now, regretfully.

jazzgeek said:
AExtra credit goes to those who have the ability to write in non-cursive characters.
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Or bold! :bowdown:
 
jazzgeek said:
And let's not forget - for those of us in northern climates, it also includes the ability to write your name in the snow.

Extra credit goes to those who have the ability to write in non-cursive characters. :D


Dale
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Yes accuracy and penmanship (for the lack of a better word), definitely two more aspects of a competition.
 
jazzgeek said:
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

OK, admit it. You played to your bird-hunting audience on that one! :cheers:

Dale
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Well, even growing up gay...in the South...you've got to know guns, hunting, fishing, dogs, and the best chewing tobacco. :D

( At least enough not to get shot, hunted, thrown in the lake, dogs sicked on you, or spit on. ) :D
 
brodie691 said:
Hate to bring this up to everyone that supports Obama, but............

Who do you think doesn't want you to have those reptiles you own? The guns in your cabinets?
Sorry, but your liberal left wing demi's that's who..................
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I'm sorry, but I consider myself to be a VERY liberal "demi" AND I own reptiles.

Does it mean I need to get rid of them so I can agree w/ the political party I identify the most with or should I just keep my reptiles and switch political parties? :confused:
 
jpccusa said:
I'm sorry, but I consider myself to be a VERY liberal "demi" AND I own reptiles.

Does it mean I need to get rid of them so I can agree w/ the political party I identify the most with or should I just keep my reptiles and switch political parties? :confused:
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Neither; I suggest power feed all your snakes until their big enough to physically digest the entire republican party. Then the Democrats would no choice but to be all for reptiles, and we could eliminate all the fanatic Obama-haters in the process. It's like having your cake, and eating it too!.
 
"Shotgun. High choke. " (vetusvates)

Spitting out Diet Coke through nose, LOL!



"...keep my reptiles and switch political parties?" (jpccusa)

Yes, become a Libertarian, lol!!
 
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