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You know what sucks about living in Utah

wade

wade

Save The Humans
Well I’ll tell you. First of all you have to buy your lacquer from a state owned lacquer store. That means you pay three times the actual value. But that is not the bad part. They close at seven GD o clock. That is right the same time I realized I was out of tequila. (Excuse me for using harsh language).

So I went to a Mezakan Restaurant near my home. The waterest was a girl who is very hot and was a student ov mine many years ago. And I said Hi Jewelley, (that is how she spells her name) She said can I get you a drink” and I said well.. let me think about it for a minute, OK. What wud you like? Tequila as fast as you can bring it. She said shots? and I said yea, you know they only take a second to drink so bring them as fast as you have time. And a taco (cause in utah you have to buy food to get booze).

Well she was one of my special students and we kind of like each other. So she treated me specul. After about five shots the owner of the resteraunt came out and said hi I’m mike, and I said I know I’m in the Lion’s club with you. And he said Oh yea, I know you. Can you get home with out dying? And I said probably. And he said K.

Jewelley braught me nuther shot and a taco.

I forgot, what was the topic?

Well any way 11 shots and a taco later I’m home, brought a taco home for SWMBO and all is well. But the point is it sucks to live in a state that is owned buy a religion that doesn’t belive in tequila.
 
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Sorry Wade...
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yea but you are young and have your hole liefv ahead of you. I really nead it bad
 
wade said:
Well I’ll tell you. First of all you have to buy your lacquer from a state owned lacquer store. That means you pay three times the actual value. But that is not the bad part. They close at seven GD o clock. That is right the same time I realized I was out of tequila. F.U.C.kay.

So I went to a Mezakan Restaurant near my home. The waterest was a girl who is very hot and was a student ov mine many years ago. And I said Hi Jewelley, (that is how she spells her name) She said can I get you a drink” and I said well.. let me think about it for a minute, OK. What wud you like? Tequila as fast as you can bring it. She said shots? and I said yea, you know they only take a second to drink so bring them as fast as you have time. And a taco (cause in utah you have to buy food to get booze).

Well she was one of my special students and we kind of like each other. So she treated me specul. After about five shots the owner of the resteraunt came out and said hi I’m mike, and I said I know I’m in the Lion’s club with you. And he said Oh yea, I know you. Can you get home with out dying? And I said probably. And he said K.

Jewelley braught me nuther shot and a taco.

I forgot, what was the topic?

Well any way 11 shots and a taco later I’m home, brought a taco home for SWMBO and all is well. But the point is it sucks to live in a state that is owned buy a religion that doesn’t belive in tequila.
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Indeed. And besides that, I got Campylobacter the only time I visited and thought I might just die there. And don't forget about how you can't have two drinks (per person) on the table at once!
 
Try growing up in a small town in Oregon where everything is closed shortly after dark and on Sundays... Now that sucked. At least you have Jeep Safari every year and lots of trails to yourself for the rest of it...

Ohio has State Liquor Stores too I believe, but in Cleveland there is a bar, funeral home, and/or church on every block... so it's always within walking distance, lol...
 
So you drove home after 11 shots of tequila? Please don't drink and drive Wade, it's too dangerous.
 
Oh, hey. I remember Utah. Nearly all of my friends and neighbors kept trying to convert my family and I to Mormonism.

It always struck me as odd that there were three different churches of the same religion in an area of about 6 blocks when we lived in the suburbs. =P
 
diamondlil said:
So you drove home after 11 shots of tequila? Please don't drink and drive Wade, it's too dangerous.
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I agree! Drinking and driving is one of the most terrible things to do. I really hope that there was a designated driver, because drinking and driving will kill someone tonight, tomorrow night, and forever on, and everyone who chooses to drink and drive has their blood on their hands.
 
Thank you Michael, I have received a sermon from several people on several topics this morning. I think with all the advice I have been given I will now be perfect.
 
You know what sucks about living in Utah ...

.... Everything?? J/K, I couldn't resist!
 
wade said:
Thank you Michael, I have received a sermon from several people on several topics this morning. I think with all the advice I have been given I will now be perfect.
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Please... Spare the sarcasm! Political debates, husbandry differences, etc... fine, worthy of discussing. But drinking and driving, especially after having so many drinks, is absolutely irresponsible, careless, and deadly.
I'm not speaking in an attempt to mold you into a perfect person, because frankly, you should be old enough to understand the consequences, and I could care less. I'm speaking for the little boy or girl that was killed while driving home from a birthday party with their parents, or walking home from a friends house. They won't have the chance that you have to live out their lives, because someone made the SAME EXACT decision you did to drink and drive.

There's nothing comical about a hot waitress, or that you ordered a single Taco to buy a drink. Some people might get a chuckle, but I don't.
It's no joke to me, because EVERYONE who drinks and drives is partly responsible for every drinking and driving related death. There's nothing deliberate about making it home unscathed, it was just the product of luck. So just because you may not have personally hit someone while drinking and driving, you are still as responsible as someone who did, because there is no difference in their decision to drink and drive and yours; it just so happened to be in their area and not yours.

And before anyone jumps on my back here... I don't care. To me, this isn't an open ended discussion, for there is only one right opinion on drinking and driving.

I would give this same speech to my mother, my grandmother, my best friend, my worst friend, etc...
 
Wade, Jen is looking at jobs now in the West Jordan area. The liquor store problems you are describing are horrifying to me. Don't you guys have Costcos? Do they really get to charge you more? What the heck is going on?
Colorado had liquor stores as well as I recall that were really liquor only stores. I thought that was weird because I'd tell people "Hey stop at the liquor store I have to get a hotdog" and they thought I was out of my mind. Out here liquor stores are like convenience stores. And with liquor, which we find very convenient.
 
Tom, we do have Costcos but I don’t think there is any difference in their prices compared to other states. You can buy 3.2 beer in grocery stores or convince stores but anything stronger than that you have to buy from state owned Liquor Stores. That is all they sell is liquor.
 
So do they have liquor at Costcos in UT? I wasn't sure if you meant their prices were no different for groceries in general, or whether you meant their prices for liquor were the same as the government liquor stores. Costcos here are the best prices I've seen about anywhere for liquor. Excluding wine prices as Trader Joes..
 
I never knew what I was missing till I moved to Florida where you could buy wine at the grocery store. (Or gas station, for that matter, except I never actually go IN to a gas station).
 
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