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Fireman Eats Kitten, Will Be Honored!

Weird! 6 grams...that's like a mouse fuzzy? No thanks!

Edit: not sure why I read that as grams...ounces is a lot scarier!
 
6 ounces, that's nearly half a pound. How the heck do you swallow that? That would have been amazing to see.
 
I don't think it's true, but it's humorous. I'm not sure it's possible to swallow 6 ounces at one time. That's the size of a large chicken breast. A guesstimate of 3-5 ounces is your fist, could you swallow your fist?
 
How the ^%$# to you swallow a kitten :eats02:...... I bet it was a burnt rat or mouse and they thought it was bigger than it was......funny as Hell .:laugh:...
 
o_O all I could think reading that was "If he inhaled *that* hard... he probably destroyed the kitten's lungs anyways. No wonder it died."

rescue breathing on tiny tiny creatures is the barest puff of air. No deep inhaling needed.

But yes, hilarious thread title. Total win. XD
 
medusacoils said:
What's really funny, is that he "Animal Rights Activists" are still going to honor him.e
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At least until peta gets involved. :cool:

jenneses said:
A guesstimate of 3-5 ounces is your fist, could you swallow your fist?
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You haven't spent much time on the internet have you???

Shiari said:
o_O all I could think reading that was "If he inhaled *that* hard... he probably destroyed the kitten's lungs anyways. No wonder it died."
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Good call and now enter stage right . . . peta :bomb: (not calling you peta, but that's the type of thing they'd try to use to back up their complaint)

I guess I could come up with some more euphemisms, but don't want to meet up with captain toast or whoever that masked marauder is in Dean's clothing. :grin01:
D80
 
airenlow said:
TMI! :puke01:

But if you have links handy, please send them my way...
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No personal experience, fortunately.

I don't save the links, sorry. But if you join livejournal and a community called "WTF" you'll see all sorts of disturbing things that will make you cross your legs, clench your teeth and promise to blind yourself. Actually, most communities in Livejournal provide an education in depraved acts. I learned more terms from Livejournal in 6 months than all my years on the internet combined.
 
He's a fireman. He could easily swallow a kitten. Especially considering how intimate he is with a pole. :grin01:

As far as fist, and mouth, I don't know about swallowing it, but I can fit it in my mouth!
 
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