Not to make light of a serious disorder, but I have to tell you all a funny story. On Thursday, one of my students walked in to last period and grandly announced to the entire class "I have a cough and a sore throat. I think I am dying of swan flu."
Every single person in the class, including me and my co-teacher, paused and turned to look at her. I said "You mean swine flu?"
She looked at me and said "That's what I said."
"No, you said swan flu. That's a big white bird. Swine flu is what's out there."
"Well what's the difference?"
At this point I was laughing way too hard to continue, and the other kids were freaking out... "Swan flu?! Is that new too?! OMG!"
My co-teacher gets irritated and writes "SWINE AKA PIG" up on the board to show them the difference, which then got them all freaked out because "I had bacon this morning! Am I infected?!"
Incidentally, I have a sore throat and while I know it's post nasal drip from allergies, it is in the back of my head....
